Inconsistent Elements

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theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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Anonymous asked: i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality

50shadesofacceptance:

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

I’M FUCKING CRYING

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Anonymous asked: Ive never watch the ghost sex episode(or episodes) can you tell me why its so bad other than the obvious like I'm trying to picture izzie doine that but i cant (im on season 3)

little-greysanatomy:

It’s basically just Izzie rolling around in bed getting all sweaty by herself (because she thinks Denny’s there, but he’s not actually there.

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dutchster:

honoronher:

vinegod:

Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

(via santa)

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glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

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