17 year old tumblr addict

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when I was still in college I had this friend who bless his heart would not shut the fuck up about getting laid bt classes in the bathroom stalls and one time (the last time we heard abt it) he got caught by a security guard and he was like “oh no it’s not what it sounds like he’s my uncle and he’s helping me put a suppository in for my hemorrhoids” and I damn near died laughing. I almost peed. I was in tears. how did he get away w this. what kind of